Wednesday, May 03, 2006

Living Will

Living Will Form

I,  __________________________, being of sound mind and body I spent it all,I do not wish to be kept
alive indefinitely by artificial means.  Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands
of pinhead politicians who couldn't pass ninth-grade  biology if their lives depended on it or 
lawyers/doctors interested in simply running up the bills.

If a reasonable amount of time passes and I fail to ask for at least one of the following:
______a  cold beer
______a  Margarita
______a Scotch and Soda
______a Martini
______a  Vodka and Tonic
______a Bloody Mary
______a  steak
______lobster or crab legs
______the remote  control
______a bowl of ice cream
______the sports  page

It should be presumed that I won't ever get better. When such a  determination is reached,
I hereby instruct my appointed person and attending physicians to pull the plug,
reel in the tubes and call it a day.

With God as my Witness,


""Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter, and those who matter don't mind."" by Dr. Seuss.

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