Friday, March 24, 2006

Remember: They Vote!

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he put
it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good home. You want
it, you take it". For three days the fridge sat there without even one person
looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were too un-trusting of
this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed the sign to
read: "Fridge
for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
Caution! . . . . . . . . . . . . .

*Remember: They Vote


While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
which direction
was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking him up every
morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my brother explained
that the sun rises in the East, (and has for sometime), she shook her head and
said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff". . . . . . . .

*She ALSO votes!
! *
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call
from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I told him,
"The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
responded, "Is
that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end
the call quickly, I said, "Uh,
Pacific". . . . . . .

*He ALSO votes!
My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one
of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn she got on her
weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think
she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . . . . . . . .

*She ALSO votes!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut through a seat
belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . . . . .

*My sister ALSO votes!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were discounted
10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times
10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . . . . . .

*He ALSO votes!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to
an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain rip out every time
she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose and ear remain the same
distance apart no matter which way the head is turned. . . . . . . . . ..

*My friend ALSO votes!
I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the lost
luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled
and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional and I was in
good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your
plane arrived yet? ".. . . . . .
.. . .

*SHE ALSO votes!

! While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small
pizza to go.
He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut into 4
pieces or 6. He though about it for some time before responding. "Just cut it
into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 . . . . . . . . ..

*Yep, he votes too.

Now you know who elects the politicians!

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